The Green Theory Blog
Green Theory Strain Picks for Sunny Day Activities
Looking for the best cannabis strains for a sunny day in DC? ☀️ Whether you're enjoying brunch outdoors, relaxing in a hammock, or heading to the park, Green Theory’s top weed picks will elevate your summer adventures. From the uplifting effects of Lemon Skunk to the mellow vibes of Khalifa Kush’s Baby Turtle, discover strains perfect for every kind of warm-weather activity.
The Best Cannabis Strain for Your Zodiac Sign
Your zodiac sign says a lot about you—but have you ever wondered which cannabis strain matches your cosmic energy? Whether you’re an adventurous Aries, a chill Taurus, or a deep-thinking Scorpio, there’s a perfect cannabis strain to match your star sign. We’re also pairing you with the weed strain you need based on your Rising sign to help you thrive in 2025. Let’s align your high with the stars.
How to Buy Weed in D.C.
Wondering how to legally buy weed in D.C.? Whether you're a local resident, a tourist, or visiting from another state, our guide breaks down how to get medical marijuana in Washington, D.C.—including self-certification, visitor passes, and the best dispensary options near you.
Holiday Guide to Cannabis
Make the holidays higher with our ultimate cannabis gift guide. From relaxing edibles to festive pre-rolls and feel-good flower, Green Theory has curated the best weed products in D.C. for gifting, gathering, and good vibes. Whether you're shopping for a seasoned smoker or a curious first-timer, we’ve got you covered.
How Cannabis Helps You Sleep
Struggling to fall asleep or stay asleep? Discover how cannabis can help. This guide breaks down how THC, CBD, and specific products at Green Theory support deeper, more restful sleep—naturally.
How to Store Cannabis Properly
Wondering how to keep your cannabis fresh and effective? This guide walks you through the best storage practices to maintain flavor, potency, and shelf life—so every session stays top-shelf.
Safe Consumption Methods for Medical Cannabis
Not sure where to start with medical cannabis? Whether you're a first-time patient or looking to try something new, this guide breaks down all the different ways to consume medical cannabis—from inhalation to edibles, tinctures, and topicals—so you can find the option that fits your needs and comfort level.
Beginner's Guide to Medical Cannabis
If you’re just starting your journey with medical cannabis, we’ve got you covered. This guide explains how medical cannabis works, the types of products available (like flower, edibles, and tinctures), and how to get a medical card in Washington, D.C. Whether you’re exploring cannabis for pain relief, sleep, anxiety, or other health concerns, this resource will help you make informed, confident decisions.